After listening to a rousing deconstruction of the vampire mythology (well, okay, after listening to a few vampire experts talk about Why People Like Guys That Bite), I settled down to work at the computer.
To my stunned amazement (I live in Vancouver, after all, land of the "What's a Mosquito?") a mozzie buzzed into the room and climbed onto my arm.
That was when it hit me.
Vampires are people with Mosquito Envy.
Who'd a thunk it?
Posted on July 3, 2009 at 12:48pm — 2 Comments